Outtakes
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010Enterprising readers! Thanks to those of you who have already submitted Gogol/ Google puns, many of which made my head explode. Please note that there are still two days left of the contest. Yes, dark horses, that means you!
Meanwhile, I am proud to inform those of you who weren’t in Iowa this afternoon that I was a featured guest on today’s edition of Great Taste, a food-themed talk show on KRUU, the voice of Fairfield. I talked about, and read an editorial outtake from, my New Yorker profile of chef Musa Dağdeviren. (The outtake is up here.) The incredibly kind host, Steve Boss, honored the venerable Turkish culinary tradition by preparing white bean soup and mücver in the studio kitchen. Or at least he said he did; and those who would like to try to distinguish the sound of white bean soup with their own ears will have their chance tomorrow (Thursday) morning at 7AM Central Time when the show will be rebroadcast and streamed live. In the meantime, here is a recipe for mücver (zucchini fritters) by my comp-lit colleague Burcu.
In other outtake news, I was recently asked by Time magazine to write 100-200 words about what I’m reading this summer. (Actually, the email forwarded to me by my publicist read as follows: “I’d love to get Elife [sic.] Batuman to talk to us about what’s in her beach bag.” I later shared this communication with a colleague, whose reply provided much food for thought: “Time wants you to tell America what’s in your beach bag? Holy shit. That’s amazing. So many ways to answer that. Perhaps you should just keep it simple and say ‘a big black dildo,’ which pretty much covers the bases.”)
As it happens, what I was reading at the time was Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1748), written by John Cleland while he was in debtor’s prison. Personally, I found Fanny Hill to be a page-turner, but it isn’t for everyone. I realized this, conclusively, when I got to the part where the teenage prostitute narrator and her teenage prostitute friend rape a mentally disabled guy in order to determine empirically whether it’s true that mentally disabled guys are particularly well-endowed. According to their findings, it is true. “Its enormous head seemed, in hue and size, not unlike a common sheep’s heart,” Cleland writes, in a generous descriptive passage which goes on for like three pages before concluding: “Nature, in short, had done so much for him in those parts, that she perhaps held herself acquitted in doing so little for his head.” I guess, that time he meant the one on his shoulders.
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