New Orleans
Friday, June 4th, 2010Dear readers! I am just back from New Orleans where I had a completely fabulous time at Faulkner House Books—big thanks to the terrific staff and all the attendees! I got to sit behind a huge, incredibly important-looking desk, pictured below. The format was meet-and-greet, an interesting challenge since I was sitting behind this amazing desk. At some point I tried firing one of my readers, as a joke (”You’re fired!”), but he didn’t seem to think it was funny.
Later I started fantasizing about getting such a desk in my apartment: I could fire my intern, and he would be so sad and wonder what he had done wrong; then I would realize it had all been a big mistake and rehire him, with tearful embraces on both sides. This initially struck me as a really fun game that we could play over and over again on the long winter evenings. Then I got a hold of myself and realized the desk had made me drunk with power. By then, everyone looked so confused that I just ended up reading from the book and answering questions, same as always.
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