FIND THE ITHYPHALLIC MAN, II
After working hard in my office until relatively late at night, I was walking home and listening to NPR podcasts when I noticed, standing under a streetlamp, what I initially mistook for a motionless child in a snowsuit, and then thought was a snowman, and finally identified, using the ace recognition skills I bring to my work at the New Yorker and elsewhere, as an ithyphallic monument. Here is the video I resourcefully made using my iPod:
I guess it goes to show that, if you put in the hours, you will see results.
Merry Christmas to all my diligent readers!