Forsaken readers! Please excuse the long silence of a C-list writer who has spent the past few weeks in a dark, dark place. Not only was I immersed to an Orwellian degree in the life and work of you-know-which master of the Kafkaesque (hint), but there was literally an enormous cloud sitting on top of my house. Honestly it’s a mystery to me why I still live on this godforsaken mountain. At least it was a mystery until I realized it was probably so I could convert Friday to Christianity. Now I can say, with the immortal Crusoe:
when I reflect that, in this solitary life which I have been confined to, I… am now… made an instrument, under Providence, to save the life, and, for aught I know, the soul of a poor savage, and bring him to the true knowledge of religion and of the Christian doctrine, that he might know Christ Jesus, in whom is life eternal… a secret joy runs through every part of My soul, and I frequently rejoice that ever I was brought to this place, which I so often thought the most dreadful of all afflictions that could possibly have befallen me.
Friday, as you can see, was able to find great comfort in the knowledge of our Lord and Savior:
I too am slowly returning to normal life and, as a first step, I am happy and honored to report that I will be a guest tomorrow (Friday) on “Common Threads,” an open-mic show hosted by esteemed reader and San Francisco beat poet sensation Diamond Dave Whitaker. Those who are in the neighborhood and not gainfully employed should please come at 3pm to the Pirate Cat Radio Cafe, 2781 21st Street (between Florida and Bryant); others are warmly encouraged to stream Pirate Cat Radio live or download the podcast.
Don’t miss it—Diamond Dave and I are going to be, and I quote, letting the conversation Flow Flow Flow,
way to go go grow glow
doing more together
than either of us can do
on our own.
That’s all for now. But stay tuned! Any day now I’m going to announce an awesome Kafka-based book giveaway contest.