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Talking heads

Dear readers!  I am still greatly chagrined about having to miss not only the Chicago reading but also the visit to Redlands University, where I had been enormously looking forward to meeting Alisa Slaughter, Joy Manesiotis (author of a very beautiful and apropos poem about lamenting women), and their students, whom I thank for their interest in The Possessed, and whom I very much hope to meet at some point in the future.

In the meantime, tolerant readers, you may or may not be filled with admiration to learn that I was able to spare a moment from my rigorous program of swamp-related activity in order to deliver a 200-word opinion on the future of evolutionary-psychological literary criticism, for which purpose I temporarily assumed the form of a miniscule talking head:

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The original of that tiny photograph was taken by super-chef Musa Dağdeviren and, in its uncropped version, shows me holding a bunch of greens known in Turkish as “snake’s pillow” or “heathen’s beet.”

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I write about my encounter with this interesting vegetable in a profile of Musa, which will appear in next week’s New Yorker.  They ended up making a lot of cuts, so I’m posting an unexpurgated version of the heathen’s beet incident.

On the subject of the New Yorker piece, I would also like to thank super-journalists Wesley Yang and Suzy Hansen, because Suzy was the one who told Wesley that we should check out Musa’s restaurant, and Wesley was the one who made me go there with him.

I actually tried to mention Mr. Yang by name in the article, but it got cut, along with more than half of the other things I tried to mention in the article. (I, a tireless graphomaniac, wrote 11,000 words, of which 5,200 will be published).  Yang was, however, contacted by the super-scrupulous fact-checkers, whom he informed that the single quote attributed, in the final version, to my unnamed “friend”—”it might be heavy cream”—should actually have been: “it might be whipped cream.”  Yang and I subsequently had a productive discussion on this important distinction:

Me: Isn’t whipped cream made with heavy cream?

Yang: Yes.  But then they whip it.

But OK, dear readers, I had better get back to the dredging and sluicing. The swamp keeps piling up, especially since my entire staff was knocked out last week by what turned out to be a hairball problem, now happily resolved.  I think I was working them too hard, and not taking the time to listen to their opinions on the pressing literary issues of our day.

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23 Responses to “Talking heads”

  1. SW Foska Says:

    surely whipped cream is made with unwhipped cream? but then again maybe it’s unwhipped in the same sense – apropos of novels and evolution – as that in which a plot unfolds (or thickens), i.e. by having its whippedness whipped out of it.

  2. dimiter Says:

    Hmm… I thought whipped cream is made by cow-whipping Oompa-Loompas.

  3. Elif Says:

    OK that is just weird—I was just writing about Oompa Loompas, in a not-yet-published book review. This is a great new outsourcing idea: if I end up trying to write a novel, I should totally hire a team of whip-bearing subaltern dwarfs to keep the plot thick enough.

  4. Dave Lull Says:

    Bookworm
    Elif Batuman
    THU APR 22, 2010
    Host: Michael Silverblatt

    http://www.kcrw.com/etc/programs/bw/bw100422elif_batuman

  5. Peli Grietzer Says:

    I can tell the picture is a fake because your cat’s grammar is too good.

  6. rootlesscosmo Says:

    By way of thanks for The Possessed:

    http://www.languagehat.com/archives/003834.php

    Shevchenko in Urum!

  7. Dave Lull Says:

    Audio Slide Show
    A Chef in Istanbul

    April 19, 2010
    This week in the magazine, Elif Batuman writes about the Turkish chef Musa Dağdeviren and his restaurant Çiya Sofrasi. “Tapping into a powerful vein of collective food memory, Çiya was producing the kind of Turkish cuisine that Turkey itself, racing toward the West and the future, seemed to have abandoned,” Batuman writes. Here she describes her reaction to Dağdeviren’s dishes and her memories of her Turkish family. Photographs by Carolyn Drake.

    http://www.newyorker.com/online/multimedia/2010/04/19/100419_audioslideshow_batuman

  8. Dave Lull Says:

    This week in the magazine, Elif Batuman profiles the Turkish chef Musa Dağdeviren. Here Batuman talks with Blake Eskin about Dağdeviren’s culinary philosophy, how his food triggers family memories, and why plucking her first turkey made her think of Isaac Babel.

    Listen to the mp3 on the player above, or right-click here to download.

    http://www.newyorker.com/online/2010/04/19/100419on_audio_batuman

  9. Dave Lull Says:

    Those Who Wait
    By ELIF BATUMAN
    Published: April 16, 2010
    Mixing and matching elements from three periods of Soviet history, Olga Grushin’s powerful novel keeps characters in line for a concert that may never happen.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/18/books/review/Batuman-t.html

  10. Dave Lull Says:

    Bookworm
    Elif Batuman THU APR 22, 2010
    Host:Michael Silverblatt

    Listen to entire show:

    http://www.kcrw.com/etc/programs/bw/bw100422elif_batuman

  11. Dave Lull Says:

    Stephen Dodson
    MY LETTER TO THE TIMES.

    I enjoy Elif Batuman’s writing and her take on Russian literature, but
    I have a couple of bones to pick with her review of Olga Grushin’s
    “The Line” (April 18)

    http://www.languagehat.com/archives/003855.php

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/books/review/Letters-t-RUSSIANRELAT_LETTERS.html?ref=review

  12. Dave Lull Says:

    ABC Radio National
    The Book Show
    Addicted to the Russian classics: Elif Batuman

    Sarah L’Estrange “. . . spoke to Elif Batuman in San Franscisco about The Possessed, and asked her how she became addicted to Russian novels.”

    http://www.abc.net.au/rn/bookshow/stories/2010/2897040.htm

  13. Dave Lull Says:

    Elif Batuman, author of The Possessed: a ‘responsive’ interview
    May 13, 2010 – 12:03 pm, by Angela Meyer

    http://blogs.crikey.com.au/literaryminded/2010/05/13/elif-batuman-author-of-the-possessed-a-responsive-interview/

  14. Dave Lull Says:

    Harper’s Magazine Presents Death: A Literary Celebration of the Bitter End Featuring Joseph O’Neill, Diane Williams, and Elif Batuman

    http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/harpers-magazine-presents-death-a,1307260.shtml

  15. burcu Says:

    Dear Elif,
    As a follower of you blog and a big fan of Ciya I enjoyed your piece on M Dagdeviren in New Yorker. Maybe you and I can collaborate on a piece on decadent Turkish food.

  16. Dave Lull Says:

    KCRW’s Bookworm
    Favorite Books: John Waters and Elif Batuman

    http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/31941417

  17. Dave Lull Says:

    Favorite Books: John Waters and Elif Batuman – Bookworm on KCRW

    http://www.kcrw.com/etc/programs/bw/bw100708favorite_books_john_

    Russian Book recommendations

    Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina
    Alexander Pushkin: Eugene Onegin
    Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Crime and Punishment
    Isaac Babel: Red Cavalry (includes all of the Red Cavalry cycle plus Babel’s 1920 diary)
    Anton Chekov, two plays: Uncle Vanya, The Cherry Orchard; stories: Lady with Lap Dog, A Boring Story, In the Ravine, The Sneeze
    Nikoli Gogol: Dead Souls
    Ivan Goncharov: Oblomov
    Ivan Turgenev: Fathers and Sons
    Andrey Platonov: The Foundation Pit; Soul
    Andrei Bely: Petersberg

  18. Dave Lull Says:

    THE PARIS REVIEW DAILY
    My 12-Hour Blind Date, With Dostoevsky
    July 13, 2010 | by Elif Batuman
    A review in five parts.

    http://blog.theparisreview.org/2010/07/13/my-12-hour-blind-date-with-dostoevsky/

  19. Dave Lull Says:

    THE PARIS REVIEW DAILY
    My 12-Hour Blind Date: The Play Begins
    July 14, 2010 | by Elif Batuman
    Part two of a four-part review.

    http://blog.theparisreview.org/2010/07/14/my-12-hour-blind-date-the-play-begins/

  20. Dave Lull Says:

    THE PARIS REVIEW DAILY
    Back on Planet Dostoevsky
    July 15, 2010 | by Elif Batuman
    Part three of a four-part review

    http://blog.theparisreview.org/2010/07/15/back-on-planet-dostoevsky/

  21. Dave Lull Says:

    THE PARIS REVIEW DAILY
    The Only Ones Left on the Island
    July 16, 2010 | by Elif Batuman
    The final installment of a four-part review.

    http://blog.theparisreview.org/2010/07/16/the-only-ones-left-on-the-island/

    Tomorrow: The epilogue.

  22. Dave Lull Says:

    THE PARIS REVIEW DAILY
    The End of The Date
    July 19, 2010 | by Elif Batuman
    An epilogue.

    http://blog.theparisreview.org/2010/07/19/the-end-of-the-date/

  23. Dave Lull Says:

    Seductive Banter
    In Which I Am Forgiven By Elif Batuman
    Ujala Sehgal

    http://seductivebanter.wordpress.com/2010/07/19/in-which-i-am-forgiven-by-elif-batuman/

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